Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

even the top dissociates during sex

i keep accidentally making my sims go fishing for such long spans of time that they lose all memory of their friends and loved ones

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place

the relationship between singer and songwriter is always inherently sexual. literally stuffing words in someone's mouth. uh huh