PERSONIFIED FEAR

“First you draw a circle... then dot the eyes... add a great big smile...”

“Would you like to see my cutting mat?”

“I pump blood, but for a universe’s lifeforce, not a mortal being’s.”

“We’ve got ninety-eight problems, but two psychopaths are catastrophes.”

“I’m Dablux, and I have da bux.”

“If you see someone with a ‘D’ and ‘X’, I want them ‘X’tra ‘D’ead.”

“I’ve got thousands of forsaken problems. A ruined world is not one of them.”

“I like dying more than I do living; rising like a phoenix.”

“I’ll ‘axe’ you to lie down and be dead.”

“That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons; even death may die.”

“You don’t need petals to look like an adorable sunflower.”

“Learning is so much fun.”

“They say creepers detonate. Yes, they do, but not I. I just carry heavy loads.”