thrilled to report i have finally cracked the lyrics to "hanging by a birthday", the birthday-centric interpretation of lifehouses' "hanging by a moment", that i have been working on for up to 9 nonconsecutive minutes over multiple years. it's pretty good but you can't hear it until your birthday.

mostly the 1-hour earlier liquor store closing time that they adopted post-covid doesn't annoy me much but i should be able get a can of some kind of vodka energy drink to have at the 10pm showing of alien romulus i need to decide if i'm going to go to in the next 7 minutes!! its my right god i didn't ask to be born

praying to god that the owners of the restaurant within which a poor soul in a hot kitchen is about to make the hero sandwich i ordered neither steals the tips nor distributes them unequally between the front and back of house i hate to roll the dice like this

in about 3 months i will need to walk from my house, across the street, and halfway down the block to the spot on the grass median where I saw a small patch of wild strawberries growing last summer to pick a single berry the size of my pinky nail and eat it but i am basically free to hang otherwise

saw a reasonably priced perfectly aged and seasoned wolf graphic t-shirt in "my size" at a vintage store recently and i didn't even want to buy it...it's going to be the best 20 dollars someone else has ever spent but i'm not who i used to be and i don't know who i am becoming

enya's A Day Without The Recommended Amount of Dietary Fibre

4 minutes give or take is the perfect amount of time for a karaoke song because that's just a bit too long to both perform and spectate a karaoke song....everyone has to be ready to call it by the end

i bought a six pack of hard arizona tea a month ago and have drank 3 so far, making this the summer of hard arizona tea.

accidentally bought the non-erotic peaches but oh well i'm not going back to the store now

in my biography there will be a whole section about being late for social functions because of running out to buy stuff for and/or making alterations to the recipe of cakes nobody even asked or is expecting me to make...it is the key to understanding my motivations

thunder...our celestial upstairs neighbours moving their great furniture in the sky

gotten quite expensive to go to the movies and i hate assigned seating but at least you can still BYOS bring your own soup