Totally Real Persona 5 Quotes

Futaba: Are we stealing them?

Ryuji: New or used?

Morgana: If Joker were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Joker jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryuji: You jump off a cliff!

Joker: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Futaba: I got distracted about halfway through.

Morgana: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Ryuji: Can I still be Ryuji?

Ryuji: Any chance that’s for me?

Joker: It’s for Akechi. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Haru: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Ann: Ryuji, I'm sad.

Morgana: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Ryuji: Yeah, so did I.

Joker, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Futaba, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Akechi: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Morgana: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Futaba: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Akechi: Honey?

Joker: Yes, dear?

Akechi:

Akechi: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Futaba: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Ryuji: Okay, but in my defense, Futaba bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Morgana: Play dumb!

Joker: Who's Akira?

Morgana: You’re a hazard to society