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wouldnt it had been so fucked up if the cullens never actually left they just shut all the lights off and hid whenever bella went to their house in New Moon lol

It's 2025. Stephenie Meyer releases the long-dreaded book about Jacob and Renesmee, which she titles Blood Moon. In it, Jake and the now seven-year-old but "physically mature" Renesmee get married and have a daughter which they name Sarabella after her grandmothers. All fans refer to this new child only as cerebellum. Stephenie Meyer goes into hiding.

the cullens have a swear jar for edward except instead of swearing they make him put a dollar in every time he mentions bella

sweet anonymous messages are so cute because they don’t have any intention of strengthening a relationship or anything the only reason anybody has for sending a nice message anonymously is because they care about that person enough to want to make them feel good without anything in return what a nice thing 

tomorrow i’m going to be hella productive!!!!

never mind

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen in my life