sitcom stuff

as an issa stan one of my favorite things about the paulantonissa mess is that it is like 98% issa’s own fault. if she hadn’t begged for paul baker to move in and then repeatedly dumped her responsibilities on him he and anton wouldn’t have spent so much time together. and if she hadn’t proposed to him and then gotten cold feet at the last minute he and anton wouldn’t be married. and if she hadn’t goaded them into kissing twice they wouldn’t have been forced to acknowledge their feelings for each other. she’s like if a character from a greek tragedy was a bisexual fujoshi

What if your BOYFRIEND was getting DEPORTED and had to move back to CANADA so you decide to MARRY him but then you chicken out so your FRIEND says that SHE will marry him and then he decides to platonically marry your gay FRIEND instead and then you tell them to KISS but you immediately realize they are in LOVE and then the POWER goes OUT because your OTHER friend didn’t PAY the dumb ELECTRICAL BILL