specter of the night --

date a girl with bad vision. date a girl who can’t get up in the morning for shit. date a girl who wastes her life on the internet. date me

*sees a pretty girl* shit!!! shit!!! Oh ymy god!!!

i dont even know why i bother developing crushes if all im going to do is stare at you from a distance everyday until I mentally decide to break up with you

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

It’s cool to see a post that isn’t ‘don’t hurt yourself in the first place!!’ but is actually giving you geniune, helpful advice for recovery and caring for yourself

Possibly the best Christmas post I have ever seen on Tumblr

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