hello, sunshine;

one time i was at the philly museum of art with some friends and the security guard in the upper floor of modern art (where they once kept the duchamp urinal) was like "psst, go look in that hole" and we were all like "yes sir" and stepped into this dark room to peer into a hole in the wall that had a depiction of a nude woman resting peacefully in a grassy landscape and as we walked out he was like "weird right?" and that's why the security guards should do all art tours

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

this just unlocked repressed memories in my brain

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho