homosexuelves

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

If they wanted climbing to be part of the exploration in DAI, then why the goddamn fuck is the climbing SO BAD

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

crucial to alistair’s character that he is 20 years old and exactly as horny as u would expect. not at all immune to being down bad. down atrocious even. also crucial to his character however that he is mortified by this & views sexual desire and sexual advances (especially towards women) as being inherently predatory. on account of having grown up believing that his mother was preyed on by the king. and that he — the resultant bastard child — is the reason for her death. do you understand

all of which is to say he is not having a sexy shamewank thinking about nutting inside his female colleague. even in an established romantic relationship with a woman he is quietly having panic attacks in his tent every time he seriously thinks about penetrative sex

"omg sten killed a family over a sword" wynne and leliana try to kill their travelling companions and last grey wardens who can end the blight over some ashes and will literally die for it

Aaaaaaaa ;u; Thank you so much!!!

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it