βNah. Come off it. I mustβve.β
βYou havenβt! Not where I could see!β
Crowley frowned, trying to peer past the fog of inebriation into six thousand years of memories.
βHuh,β he said, at length. βSβreally been that long?β
Aziraphale nodded, wide-eyed. βMm. Not since Eden. Iβ¦ I didnβt even think you could still do it. Thought maybe Iβ imagined it, or. Or.β
Crowley gaped, wordless noises of offense crackling from his throat. βIβ what! Course I can stillβ! Itβ itβs what I am! Underneath all this, yeah?β He motioned unsteadily to his body, stretched out on Aziraphaleβs familiar backroom sofa. βDoesnβt justβ go away!β
The angel leaned back tipsily in his seat, and gestured at Crowley with his wine glass. βLetβs have it, then. Go on.β
βWhβ whatβ here? Now?β Crowley protested. A hot, sticky anxiety suddenly flooded his veins.
Aziraphale nodded. βOh, wonβt you?β
The prospect of Aziraphale seeing him like that for the first time in six thousand years was, upon consideration, utterly terrifying. Heβd be bared to the soul, no sunglasses or saunter to cover up his scorched demonic essence.
Butβ Aziraphale was looking at him, all fluttery pleading pout, and so Crowley didnβt really have a choice, did he? Β
With a sigh, he set down his glass, and, with minimal fanfare, turned into a snake.
Skin and cloth smoothly transformed into shining scales. He hissed a sigh of relief as he shifted; the sensation wasnβt good, exactly, it was always a bit scary doing this, but there was a certain relief to it all the same.
Crowley slithered around a bit on the sofa, and settled into a comfortable position, his coils looped gracefully underneath his angular head. Then he looked up at the angel.
Aziraphale had put his own glass down with one shaking hand, and clapped the other to his mouth. Heβd gone stiff and tense, and Crowley immediately thought heβd made a horrible mistake.
βAngelβ talk to meβ whatβs wrongβ Iβm sssorry, let me change back, I knew Iβdββ
βDonβt you dare,β hiccuped Aziraphale, eyes swimming, and as his hand left his face Crowley could see now that his expression was one not of fear, but of intense, rapturous joy. βCome here, oh, you wonderful creatureββ
Crowley hesitated, a trembling pile of scale and terror curled up on the brocade throw.
Aziraphale beckoned again. βI must touch yourβ oh, I mean, if you wouldnβt mind horribly, itβs that you just look soβ invitingββ He averted his eyes now, trailing off, but Crowley got the picture, and rather liked the look of it himself.
So he slithered down from the sofa and across to the angelβs armchair, winding himself obediently up the side of the chair and coming to rest, unbelievably, around Aziraphaleβs shoulders. His tail curled happily in Aziraphaleβs lap, and before he could even toss off a laconic joke to diffuse the tension he was sure ought to be building up by now, there were soft hands stroking their way down his scales, and all verbal function merrily deserted him.
It feltβ incredible. Aziraphaleβs well-kept fingers caressed every inch of Crowleyβs flexible spine, brushing against his sensitive red underbelly with impossible kindness.
Flicking his tongue out, Crowley could smell the delight bubbling up from every inch of Aziraphaleβs corporation. Was the angel always like this? Always so incandescently, purely happy? Crowleyβs senses, in human form, were not nearly so attuned, so there was no way of knowing, reallyβ but Crowley really wanted to believe this was a special occasion.Β That this was something heβd done.
βWorth the wait?β Crowley managed, at some point. Aziraphale was leaning back in his chair, eyes closed in satisfaction as he continued to offer Crowley touch after touch.
Aziraphaleβs sea-glass eyes blinked open, met Crowleyβs yellow slits hovering inches away.
βOh, Iβd say so,β he said, βyou beautiful thing.β
Crowley had never been more grateful, in that moment, that snakes could not blush.