Aesthetictopia

Happy pride!!!

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

There was really no winning that one

so my pet american buffalo had a baby boy, and now that he's all grown up he's decided for himself that he likes more than one gender. in fact, really grown. he's got a son of his own now. and even he's about to go off to college. i'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about the moment. my bison's bi son's "bye son."

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me