Perfectly Ordered Insanity

Final Fantasy X|X-2 HD Remaster releases in North America on March 18, 2014; March 21, 2014 in Europe

Square Enix released the final trailer for Final Fantasy X|X-2 HD Remaster, “Saving Spira.” It is also confirmed that North America and Europe finally have release dates:

Japan: December 26, 2013 North America: March 18, 2014 Europe: March 21, 2014

"No, there it is."

DRAGON AGE 2 – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized murderers in order to get money and blow up city. 

MASS EFFECT – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers in order to stop bad guys and save galaxy.

MASS EFFECT 2 – lonely protagonist dies, still has to run errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, working with bad guys to save galaxy.

MASS EFFECT 3 – lonely protagonist mostly cracks under pressure of running errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, some of whom die, not knowing who the bad guys are, still trying to save galaxy.

Featuring the hits:

“I was going somewhere but now I’m here.”  

“Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)”

“Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!”

“I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).”  

“Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)”

“Do we free the captive?”

“Yes, I know you took an arrow to the knee.”