Marauders

remus: please shut the fuck up

james: except for you. I promise I feel zero remorse for making fun of you

sirius:

peter: the ONE time he gets my name right

james: but there's only one way to tell you that I accidentally started a fire that made the oven explode and now the house is on fire

lily: James learned to make smoothies today

sirius: I can do this 14 more times

lily: oh, that's it. I just didn't want you to say anything

lily: no

remus: how the fuck do you think waffles are made?

sirius: I take it back... I'm the son of a bitch

lily: james, what did you think a tiger shark was?

peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping james from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff

james: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this

sirius, from a distance: ..just open it

remus: that's called arson, and those people are witnesses

sirius: so that explains why I'm so amazing