she’s dresses as a banana

if rupaul was a race steward: max, the way you tore up quali was borderline violent! but your overtaking maneuvers expressed some... unnecessary anger. i'm sorry my dear but you have a 10 second penalty

he needs to be jailed for this

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

It's just so absolutely crazy how close Max and Daniel got despite the things that happened when they were teammates. Max is essentially the reason Daniel left and his career went spiralling. Max is the one who came in and became the golden child when Daniel was the WDC hope after Vettel. Max who watched Daniel with heart eyes from day 1. Daniel who taught Max they can be teammates and friends at the same time. And he left and they missed each other, went on vacations, and introduced each other to their friends circle, who watched one rise and rise, and the other struggle. And it all, ALL, comes down to "if it's not me, I'm glad it's him" and "thank you, Daniel" ALWAYS

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i have lots of sexual fantasies such as getting through a day without a headache

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair