Percy Jacksons Peen

“Ah, we don’t need those” Ilya tossed the strip of condoms back onto the bedside drawer.

“What? Are you crazy? Of course we do.” Shane scoffs, giving Ilya the craziest side eye over his shoulder.

“Why? You can get pregnant, Hollander? Through your asshole? Should probably see doctor about that.”

“No, fuck you, Rozanov! For STDs! Don’t know if you remember but you’re a slut, I don’t wanna catch anything.”

“Hollander, I am clean, i sent you test results last week. And besides, I wear condoms with everyone else, bare dick is only for you.” Ilya persuades, trailing sloppy kisses across the back of Shane’s shoulder. Ilya rolls his hips so Shane can feel his bare erection sliding against his asscheeks.

Shane’s eyes flutter shut at the feeling. His brain fights hard against the fog starting so slip around the edges of his mind, but something about ilyas deep accented voice and the fact he could feel his precum rubbing against his ass just made it creep in faster.

“You think I would put you in danger, Hollander?” Ilya asks, suddenly soft in a way that surprised Shane.

Shane takes a moment to look at Ilya directly in his eyes. “No.” He states.

“No.” Ilya nods. “Will feel so good, Hollander. I promise, I will take care of you.”

“Okay, rozanov.” Shane whispers.

Ilya smiles down at him, his dimple illuminated by the soft orange light of Shane’s lamp. “Good boy, thank you.” He presses a soft kiss to Shane’s lips, then trails kisses all the way down to Shane’s ass.

Shane lets his brain go fuzzy again as Ilyas tongue slides against his hole.

And then everything is the same except they’re even more insane about each other

A Shane who wraps a possessive arm around ilyas waist, who man spreads and pats his lap for Ilya, who likes to force his dick down ilyas throat just to feel the sudden tightness and see the unexpected gag and tears in ilyas glaring eyes

Like imagine you’re one of those players who gets traded through teams pretty regularly and happened to play for both Montreal and Boston.

Yeah Ilya is a dickhead and he plays rough, then tells you he’s going to fuck your wife better than you ever could. But like at least he knows you have a wife. And he’s always active at charity events, fundraisers, community events, at all stars he’s just another one of the guys. So yeah he’s a dickhead but mostly that’s just him being Russian.

Whereas Shane Hollander? That guy kinda fucking sucks. He doesn’t chirp on the ice, and he always plays a good clean game but you know that’s just because he doesn’t give enough of a shit about you to even try. He doesn’t speak to anyone, he doesn’t know anything outside of your hockey stats which he thinks are subpar at best. If you mention your kids he just raises his brows and says ‘oh I didn’t know you had kids’ as if he wasn’t at your son’s third birthday party. He doesn’t go out with the team. If he’s at a charity event or something of the like the only person he’s talking to is his mom or Hayden if he shows up.