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Lily: How was your week with your dads?

Harry: Really good! We went to the zoo and uncle Sirius and Remus visited and then dads set up a swear jar so that whenever Uncle Remus says ‘$%@!’ Or ‘$%@!$’ or ‘$%@!ing $%@!’ Or ‘$%@!er’ or ‘$%@!’ He has to put a dollar in the jar.

Lily:

Harry:

Lily: For Christ’s sake I don’t even know what half of those mean

McGonagall: They never listen, do they?

Pomfrey, rubbing her temples: It’s exhausting.

Hope: Being a mom is hard.

lily thinks she’s in love with james.

she also thinks mary and james are dating.

she doesn’t know that mary and james had gotten closer bc she’d found him snogging the school’s volleyball team libero (regulus black) behind the bleachers.