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I think my reddit account was shadowbanned. Which sucks, because there's not even any warning or anything. Every single post that I've made in the past week has disappeared.
I can't even appeal to somebody if nothing is showing up as to why this is happening to my account!!
I've been relying on my reddit posts to sell copies of my books. I could go back to facebook, since it's been over 2 years now. But I feel like when I did that, I wasn't getting in front of half as many eyes as I'm able to on reddit.
Forget about hellsites like tumblr, twitter, bluesky, or instagram. If somebody isn't specifically following you or looking under a really niche tag, you aren't going to be seen, full-stop.
I miss the old internet. I miss web forums. There were probably dozens of forums for my specific needs.
What's worst is that I always leave reddit open whenever I have more than two seconds of free time. And I'm trying to avoid that.
So I guess I'm simply going to be over here for the foreseeable future. Ugh.
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Chapter 3.2
āLiterature is different from math and science because we donāt always have one correct answer. So I ask not what are you keeping out,ā she says, turning to face us, ābut what are you holding in? The answer will be different for each of you.ā
Literally not one of these kids had better be in a single class with the word ātheoreticalā before it.
God forbid that they get into the soft sciences, like anthropology or psychology.
ā¦Oh wait. I forgot that they wonāt be graduating from high school. Not with them collectively flunking all of their lit classes.
āWe on the staff are all aware that Brighton has a reputation where the humanities are concerned, chiefly our literature classes.ā He pauses to let that sink in, still reclined like a sleeping puma ready to shred our skin when we least expect it. Greta and I steal glances at each other. Her face has gone so pale even her freckles have disappeared. āUnfortunately, that reputation is starting to spread into the STEM community. I will not be a laughing stock. Iām expecting both of you to be the kind of leaders Brighton deserves. The kind of leaders I can feel good about standing behind when universities come calling.ā
He drops his arms and leans forward to turn a picture frame around on his desk. āMr. Hanson, this may interest you.ā Itās a picture of a young man and a younger Dr. Whiting at a graduation. MIT banners are unmistakable in the background. āThatās Devon, my son. Graduated a few years ago. And letās seeā¦ā He turns to the bookshelves along one wall and points to another picture. āMy daughter Annabelle is there now. In fact, sheās one of Dr. Bellās research interns. Youāre a fan of Dr. Bellās research, if Iām remembering correctly?ā
My ears are on fire and the heat has dried out my mouth. Iād choke if I tried to answer.
āYou must be proud,ā Greta says beside me.
He looks her straight in the eye. āAs proud as a Stanford man can be.ā
Holy mother of batshit. Heās passive aggressively threatening us.
I seriously donāt know what he thought was going to happen.
The way that heās acting in class is straight up stupid. Itās not āclass valedictorianā behaviour, thatās for sure.
Brighton recruits students from all over the state. The facilities are immaculate, the teachers are top in their fields (at least math and science), and the students are indulged like rock stars.
And thatās the problem.
Theyāre treating them like fucking Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong after they got back from the moon.
Not a bunch of LITERAL CHILDREN WHO STILL HAVE FOUR MORE YEARS OF STATE-MANDATED EDUCATION THAT THEY MUST GET THROUGH.
āNo one threatens Greta Lynn McCaulley,ā she says through gritted teeth. āWe carry on.ā
āButāā
āWe. Carry. On.ā
Chapter 3.2 summary: Time continues to pass. They continue to ignore Ms. Finch, and only do the bare minimum in her class.
One day after school, the principal calls out to both Charlie and Greta, who are the valedictorian and salutatorian, respectfully. In his office, heās pointedly āIt would be a shame if the top two students were so bad as to lead the rest of the school down a path of evil, wouldnāt it? Oh, whatās this? My son, who graduated from MIT a few years ago. And this is my daughter, who works with Dr. Bell. You wanted to study at MIT under Dr. Bell, didnāt you, Charlie?ā Itās kind of a low blow, but honestly, at this point, itās kind of what Charlie and Greta needed to hear.
However, Greta only views the entire thing as a challenge. Sheās not going to back down. Even though Charlie is starting to question why they even care so much.
Chapter 3.3
āI donāt want to talk about Jo.ā
āWell, neither do I, but my principal felt the need to drag me into his office this afternoon and threaten me if I mess with her.ā
In the principalās defence, he would have called Charlie and Greta in to chew them out, regardless of if Charlotte was involved or not. It kind of seems like the entire school is dead set on chasing every single lit professor out the door.
Charlie being able to get into Charlotteās pants seems rather secondary to actions that were already going on at Brighton.
āWhat home?ā Charlotteās voice drowns under a roll of thunder. āMy sisterās house? My stupid, selfish fatherās house full of sad memories and empty bottles?ā She stands, clutching her book. āWhat home, Charlie?ā
Iām sorry that your life sucks.
But thatās literally not an excuse to drag other people into your drama.
People that, Iād like to add, you donāt even fucking know.
āYouāre the mystery woman, asking about theoretical cats and refusing to explain whatās going on with you and your sister. You lay all this shit out at my feet, but donāt bother to explain any of it. What am I supposed to do?ā
There is a tiny moment where I can see past the seething anger in her eyes. One tiny moment when I can see something elseāfear, confusion, hunger, maybe even hope. But then itās hidden again, deep below Charlotteās surface.
She spits the words, āFigure it out, genius,ā at me before turning to leave, but I step in front of her.
Um⦠no. You donāt get to barge into their lives, put all of this shit onto Charlie, and then be angry that he canāt āfigure it out on his ownā.
āI donāt need this,ā I say, and every atom in my body feels how wrong it is, but I turn away from her.
Chapter 3.3 summary: Charlie is annoyed to find Charlotte sleeping on the sofa when he gets home. He tells her that he got chewed out because sheās been encouraging him to cause trouble for Jo in school.
However, Charlotte does finally give both Charlie and the readers a glimpse into her life. And as I had previously thought, it does really fucking suck. And again, Iām sorry that itās happening to her. But thatās literally no reason for her to encourage Charlie to tank his own life simply to make Charlotte feel a bit better. For Charlotte to have an inch of control in her own life.
He pointedly tells her that sheās this kind of annoying pest who says all of this garbage, and leaves him confused. She tells him to āfigure it outā, and tries to leave. But Charlie stops her, and tells her no. That she has got to get the hell out of their lives. That he doesnāt care about her, because he doesnāt fucking know the first thing about her. And it hurts him, but even he knows that itās something that she needed to hear.
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Chapter 3.0
Greta grabs a rubber band from the pile on the table and aims it at me. āI mean it. Chances of me killing James are much less if heās got a witness around. Youāre doing him a favor.ā
Quick question: why are you with him if you clearly dislike him that much?
But then again, I also donāt know why Greta is so upset that she watched Charlie leave. She doesnāt even seem to like Charlie all that much, either.
āMy ancient ass had planted perfectly good roses before you drove over them.ā
Should have said ass. Your ancient ass is some sweet alliteration. Or is it assonance? Crap. Ms. Finch is a bad influence.
Oh no, not⦠LEARNING. ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
Exasperated, I snarl, āShow me then. Teach me, Obi Wan.ā
Oh, so you know what fucking Star Wars is, but not Spider-Man?
I watch her back as she shuffles to her rocking chair. She closes her eyes, and I guess she is remembering the smell of her youth and the big orange moon.
Chapter 3.0 summary: In science class, they partner up to do an experiment. āAloneā with Greta, she confronts him about last night. About how sheād seen him outside, and then heād dipped. She tries to use the excuse of not wanting to be alone⦠with her own boyfriend. But Charlie doesnāt know how to properly explain to her that heād rather have spent time with Charlotte. In fact, Greta doesnāt seem to know a thing about his relationship with Charlotte, other than āthe girl you touched at the doughnut shopā.
After school, Mrs. D shows Charlie her greenhouse, which is full of roses that sheās cultivated and bred, that are ready to be planted in her front yard. She then starts in on this really long-winded explanation about what different roses and their scents mean to her. Charlie mainly seems kind of frustrated over the entire thing, and refuses to learn a single fucking thing from anybody who isnāt a maths professor.
Chapter 3.1
āThis is my future.ā I pick up the MIT catalogue. āThis is who I am.ā
āSome ass puppet on the front of a brochure?ā
A hybrid scream/groan gurgles up from my chest. āWhy do you need my help?ā
Charlotte looks away, her breathing ragged. āI need more timeāā
āFor what?ā
Charlotte practically spits her answer in my face. āTo figure my shit out.ā
āSee? I donāt know what that means.ā Frustration, fueled by anxiety, is crawling up my spine. I donāt even try to keep my voice low. āWeāve all got shit to figure out!ā
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE DEMANDING THAT CHARLIE DO ALL OF THIS SHIT FOR HER?!
If sheās unhappy with the way that her SISTER is treating her, then she needs to have a conversation with the woman! Not offloading her own problems onto a virtual stranger!
Charlotte tugs on the leg of my pants. āWhere ya headed?ā
Crap. Uh, wherewherewherewhere? Somewhere sheād never want to go. āComic book store.ā
[ā¦]
āLook at the expression on Hulkās face.ā
āWell, itās hard being Dr. Banner,ā I say, looking up from my book.
We are now 110 pages in, and this is literally the first time that Charlie has mentioned having any sort of interest in anything outside of maths and getting into MIT.
He acted like he didnāt know who Spider-Man was.
Yet here he is, pointing out the names and struggles of famous super heroes.
On the drive home, I consider her from every angle. But any way I look, sheās beautiful.
Chapter 3.1 summary: When Charlie gets home, Charlotte is waiting to confront him. She tells him that whatever heās doing to pester Jo at school, itās not enough. Charlie then demands some answers, and she unloads on him about how their mother died 14 years ago. That Jo is the only mother-figure in her life⦠But she seems to rule things with an iron-fist. And I get that it must be frustrating, but literally nowhere in any of that does she ever explain why sheās unloading her trauma onto Charlie⦠who is still a virtual stranger to her. Yes, Charlie has a constant boner for her, but that doesnāt equal romantic compatibility. (Howās that for maths?) Charlie does tell her as much, and that he isnāt there for her to unload all of her own drama onto.
Charlotte storms out, but he follows her outside after a second. They both give these really pathetic apologies. Charlie then says that heās going to the comic store, with the thought that she wouldnāt want to go with him. But she does, and sheās super into comics. As they look through them, she canāt help but to keep comparing herself to the struggles that people like Bruce Banner/Hulk and Ben Grimm/The Thing are dealing with. It comes off as⦠āHow do you do, fellow kidsā; the entire thing is made of pure cringe. But it does make Charlotte feel better though.
And Charlie STILL has a persistent boner for her.
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Chapter 2.8
My allegiance is with Charlotte (and algebra), but I wish I knew more about why Ms. Finch is smothering Charlotte.
I love how heās doing this simply to get into her pants, but canāt be bothered to ask why her life is like this. Like where are Charlotteās parents? Why is Jo so controlling over her little sister? We donāt know because Charlie doesnāt actually give a shit about Charlotte beyond her sexually pleasing him.
Iām a theoretical mathematician, thus I will never get laid.
Thereās literally nothing wrong with liking maths. Or even being a little too invested in maths.
However, as Iāve been saying since chapter 1, the thing thatās stopping girls from fawning all over him is his absolute shit-ass personality.
āBut itās only a garden.ā
āYouāve never heard of a metaphor?ā
NO, BECAUSE HEāS FUCKING FAILING ENGLISH.
Howās that for a metaphor, you old hag?
Chapter 2.8 summary: Some time passes. His English class continues to ignore Ms. Finch.
He continues to work on fixing Ms. Dās garden.
One day, Charlotte is randomly passing by while walking a dog. She feels sorry for Charlie, and offers to help. However, Ms. D chases Charlotte away after the two teens get into a mud-flinging incident. Iām honestly on her side, since Charlie is so fucking stupid, I donāt know how he managed to get this far in life up until now.
After Charlotte is gone, Ms. D tells Charlie that she likes gardening because the garden is constantly changing. Sheās clearly meaning this to be a metaphor for how you should also strive to change and keep up with the times. But Charlie is too stupid to function, and he doesnāt get it.
Chapter 2.9
Mom and Dad love [Charlotte]. They love the way she makes Becca more like a normal teenage girl rather than the paper doll she used to be. I get the feeling theyād like some of that normalcy to wear off on me, but Charlotteās different around me. We juggle lemons in a grocery store, hold hands in my kitchen, and argue over the logic of old moviesā¦and then she shows up at Dimwitās and lobs mud at my balls? What the hell? How am I supposed to know how to act around her?
If heād ever interacted with another human being before Charlotte, heād understand that this is called āsocialisationā. It is normal for our species.
When I get to Jamesās, Greta is already there. I can hear his deep laugh, and when I peek through the sidelights, I see them in the kitchen tossing bits of bread at each other, trying to catch them in their mouths. Greta lunges to catch one, and they both cheer.
I donāt want to intrude, and I know thatās weird because weāre all friends and Iām invited andāI donāt know.
Charlie was invited because they both feel sorry for him. He has literally no friends outside of them. And as we established in an earlier chapter, he has no interests and no hobbies outside of maths.
Again, itās normal to want to try to include your weird friend. But Charlie is making it sooooo hard to want to invite him to things.
I mainly feel sorry for James; he wanted to be in a relationship with Greta. I donāt think that he really understood that he was also signing up for the entire āand my friend Steveā business as well.
The heat between our fingers is more intense than the molten cheese that just laid waste to my mouth. Dear god of numbers, help me, but I want to be burned alive right now.
Chapter 2.9 summary: Because of the mud fight, Charlie has to go home and take not one but two showers. As heās getting out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, he literally runs into Charlotte. The entire thing is about as awkward as you might expect it would be. She tries to invite him to come downstairs and make pizza with her and Becca. But heās spouting quite the boner, as if things werenāt awkward enough with her having a whole-ass conversation with him while he was wearing ONLY a towel.
He goes over to Jamesās house. But he stands outside and watches them being all lovey-dovey and chucking bread into each otherās mouths. Heās suddenly reminded that heās the awkward third wheel of their relationship, and decides that heās had enough of that.
So he goes home in time to have some pizza. Which is so hot that he burns his mouth. Charlotte gives him some water, which to the surprise of nobody⦠only prompts him to pop yet another boner. Iām so tired of this.
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Chapter 2.6
āHey, Sisyphus,ā she says. āEver think of, oh, I donāt know, thinking?ā
I look up at her, the sun behind her making her skin darker than usual so that her eyes are lost like black holes. āDid you just call me a sissy?ā
Dimwit tilts her head back and holds her sun hat as she cackles. āYou may not be smart, but you sure are good for a laugh.ā She rumples my hair, which totally weirds me out. āI called you Sisyphus.ā
I look at her blankly, and shove a tilting rock back in place.
āItās a myth. Sisyphus was an ancient king. He was punished by the gods and spent eternity pushing the same rock up a hill only to have it roll down again.ā
āThat sucks.ā
āGuess yaāll havenāt studied it at your smarty pants school.ā
I donāt know how the fuck this dipshit managed to make it to high school. He might be a maths genius, but it kind of sounds like he should have been held back based off of literally every other subject.
I spend ten minutes tinkering with my short answers. I have seven versions of āWhat has been the most significant challenge youāve faced?ā Every last one of them reeks of bullshit.
I read the next short answer question. We know you stay busy with many school and extra-curricular activities. Tell us about something you do for fun. Algebra.
Probably not the answer they were looking for. These questions are meant to show what a well-rounded individual I am. The thing is, Iām not round. Iām straight, like an arrow.
The dude doesnāt even have a personality outside of maths class. No video games. Practically no social circle. It also sounds like heās flunking literally every other class except for maths.
Iām all for leaning into your interests, but holy fucking shit. He doesnāt exist outside of maths class.
Thatās why Iām stalling on my MIT application. Reality. What if MIT isnāt everything Iāve made it out to be?
Even in the first chapter, Charlie told the readers that in order to cope with his lack of social skills, he decided to ignore them and focus completely on maths.
Like yes. MIT is something to get excited about. But so are friends. So are your hobbies.
Thereās eventually going to be a point down the road where Charlie is 40, friendless, and watching everybody he knows drift away to start their own families. Hope that those equations are going to keep you company in bed, Charlie. Because this is the life that you wanted.
If Ms. Finch can refuse to give us feedback in the form of a grade on that stupid novel, then weāll withhold our feedback, too. All of it. Every last word.
Again, Iām not quite sure what this is supposed to be teaching Ms. Finch. āThe kids didnāt turn in their assignments. Literally none of them for the entire year.ā
Then the principal goes āHope you lot werenāt planning to graduate⦠The state says that you all need this class to finish school. LMAO have fun in summer school going over all of this again!ā
If Ms. Finch can refuse to give us feedback in the form of a grade on that stupid novel, then weāll withhold our feedback, too. All of it. Every last word.
Chapter 2.6 summary: Charlie is working on his MIT application. But as stated on several occasions, Charlie is a loser who doesnāt have any hobbies, he isnāt in any clubs at school, he barely has friends⦠Itās not exactly something that any school really wants to hear. And even he acknowledges as much.
He goes downstairs, and finds Becca asleep in front of the TV, with Charlotte watching it. She invites him to join her, insisting that if he watches Singing in the Rain, he might learn some dance moves. They start watching, and Charlie is mainly perplexed by how stupid that the entire thing is. He finds it ridiculous to do the titular āsinging in the rainā because then heād get sick! Charlotte starts to talk about how Gene Kelly had had a fever during all of this. And Charlie realises that the reason why heās been stalling with his application is because heās worried that heās worked so hard and so long to attend MIT⦠What if he really needs something else? He then spends the rest of the movie (?) lusting after Charlotte.
Upstairs, he thinks about doing maths in order to calm himself down. (I mean, is that any different from taking a cold shower?) But even thatās not doing the trick anymore. He then randomly thinks about how when he stood with his classmates against the lack of tests, that it had āchanged his life foreverā. Which is the most dramatic āIām 12 and this is deepā bullshit imaginable. Heās determined to ānot do any feedback for Ms. Finchā. Which again: how the fuck is this going to convince her to quit her job when you all collectively fail a class? Ugh.
Chapter 2.7
Everyone is silent, with hands folded on their desks, looking anywhere but at Ms. Finch. The lecture begins and we take notes, but no one asks questions or makes any unnecessary noise.
Oh no, quiet obedience!! Anything but that! /sarcasm āEvery teacher, ever.
Inside, Charlotteās melodic voice is everywhere all at once. It makes my pulse stutter. Sheās in front of the microwave, a bag of popcorn turning inside, singing a tune thatās upbeat and sad at the same time.
Quick question: why the fuck is Charlotte always at their house? Like Iām waiting for her to explain why her homelife is so fucking ass that sheās always hanging out with Becca, and why sheās so desperate for Charlie to torment Jo.
āI donāt care what you did. Sheās madder than a hatter.ā
Thatās⦠not what that phrase means, thanks!! Maybe if you paid attention in literature class, youād know that.
Hell, this isnāt even about Alice in Wonderland; itās about history. So maybe pay attention in history class?
Charlotte continues. āSo if I die, but no one is there to see it, am I still alive until the moment someone notices?ā I exchange a look with Becca. What the hell? Becca shrugs and looks like she may say something until Charlotte says, āOr, if Iām alive, but no one notices, does that mean that Iām already dead?ā
Calm down there, edgelord.
Iāve been thinking about this for a couple of chapters already, but is Charlotte a MPDG?
āWell,ā Charlotte says, āthatās nice for the cat, then, isnāt it?ā
Chapter 2.7 summary: To answer the question posed at the end of the previous chapter⦠Charlieās grand plan to chase Ms. Finch off appears to be⦠bare minimum participation in literature class. Theyāll still attend, still turn in their assignments. But whenever she asks a question, they collectively ignore her. When she offered to write hall-passes for them to go to the library to work on their big project, they collectively ignore her. Like oh no. Not quiet students! At this point, theyāre intentionally ignoring extra credit points and are wasting their own time in refusing to work on the project during class.
After school, Charlie finds Charlotte making popcorn in their microwave. She says that her sister is really angry over the entire thing⦠Although the dipshit author wrote that it was making Jo crazy instead. I donāt think that the author meant to write that, but whatever. She says that she wonāt go home that night, so Becca asks their dad if Charlotte can stay for dinner, which he agrees to.
Charlotte then asks Charlie about the Schrodingerās cat thought experiment. However, she then asks this real emo shit of āif I die, am I still considered alive until they find my body?ā Which is 100% not the same thing and completely missing the point of why the experiment was proposed. Her question makes Becca and Charlie super uncomfortable. Even more so when Charlotte says that it must be nice to be both dead and alive like the cat.
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