T'Venna

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Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

Back from a hiatus of about 10 years, decided to reinstate my Leonard McCoy blog.

Avid McKirk, Spones and McSpirk shipper

"What is wrong with you? You have a mother!"

"In hypothetical terms, you scored last night."

"Do you like magic?"

"I'm like Yoda, except instead of being green and little, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda."

"Are you acting out the last scene of Sleepless in Seattle with dolls?"

"I have you. I don't need to wait for it anymore."

"What would you expect? You've seen my penis."

"That makes me want to join a gym so I can get super strong and punch you really hard in the face."

"Oh my god, can you just be cool?"

"I don't love her, okay? I just miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend!"

"I can't just go say hi!"

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."

"We met at the urinal."

"I was a teenage popstar in Canada."

"I guess, starting tomorrow, we can tell people."

"One out of every eight adult women in America is a prostitute."

"Love is the best thing we do."

"Playing loser tag is awesome!"

"Ouchy in my mouth."

"I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it!"

"I don't care if you have an orgasm! If you care, you do it!"

"He can't be pregnant. You have to have sex to be pregnant."

"I think you were in love and you messed it up."

"Everyone's leaving me and I don't like it!"

"Last week, I went out with a girl whose favourite band was Glee."

"What are the chances that we're both serial killers?"

"When I let a day go without talking to you, that day's just no good."

"I'm always gonna love you. Til the end of my days, and beyond."

"Love doesn't make sense!"

"You make me happy. You make me happy all the time."

"Do you want them? I hate olives."

"Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward."

"Good luck on your date, I hope she's everything you're looking for"

"Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore."

"There is no one hotter than God."

"OK, here’s my thing – if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works. they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like… now everyone gets manicures."

"I keep waiting for something to happen."

"Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself."

"This font is often mistaken for Helvetica, but actually, it's Helvetica bold."

"I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation."

"I'm really into you. I just can't be with you...right now."

"Whoever is right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can"

"I finally found the one. Her name is bacon."

"Why is no one coming to my happenings?"

"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita!"

"If you keep acting this way, little by little, you're gonna lose me."

"The only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars."

"Chicago? Is that even a real place?"

"I'm sorry I don't have time for your drama right now. My fiance is missing."

"Just tell me. Do you love me?"

"Is there any way we could just go back to normal?"

"I only know of one truly platonic relationship."

"Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?"

"Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging."

"You hate women and women hate you."

"Why say goodbye to the good things?"

"You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing. It's sad."

"You have to let me dance my own battles!"

"New is always better!"

"If you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe."

"Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things."

"The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes it’s tempting but it’s a mistake. "

"You took my infant child to a strip club?"

"When you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly."

"I don't get lonely. I have five dogs."

"People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is, that guy is a genius."

"It's not cheating if it's on the phone, right?"

A mix of actions that focus on the seduction/pinning. Inspiration taken from an array of different memes to put them all together in this one. Feel free to mix prompts to make more specific ones or if reverse them.

send in one of these for my muse’s (RECEIVER) reaction to your muse (SENDER) …

( DOOR ) opening the door for mine to pass.

( STARE ) longingly staring at mine from across the room.

( WATCH ) watching mine while drinking their beverage.

( TOUCH ) “accidentally” briefly touching mine. (example: brief hand touch, knee under the table)

( HOLD ) holding mine’s hand.

( HAND ) kissing mine’s hand.

( GIFT ) giving mine a gift. (example: flowers, jewellery)

( FLOWER ) putting a flower in mine’s hair.

( LETTER ) sending mine a love letter.

( LOCK ) offering my muse a lock of their hair.

( LEAN ) leaning against mine’s side.

( FIX ) fixing or straightening my mine’s clothes.

( DANCE ) leaning in closer while they are slow dancing with mine.

( COMPLIMENT ) complimenting mine.

( STAR ) staring at mine instead of the stares while stargazing.

( PLAY ) playing with mine’s hair.

( BRUSH ) brushing mine’s hair.

( LIP ) biting or licking their lower lip.

( SING ) singing to mine.

( GRAZE ) grazing mine’s shoulders with their fingers.

( BECKON ) beckoning to follow them.

( SLIDE ) sliding down their hand down mine’s back.

( CHIN ) grabbing mine’s chin.

( SILENCE ) silencing mine’s by pressing their finger on mine’s lips.

( PUSH ) pushing against the wall. (example: rough or soft pushing against wall)

( SIT ) sitting on their lap.

( HIP ) pulling mine by the hips.

( FACE ) stroking mine’s face.

( HOVER ) hovering their lips over mine’s.

( NECK ) kissing mine’s neck.

( GRIP ) holding mine by the back of the neck.

( SURPRISE ) being found without an article of clothing (example: being found shirtless)

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