everyone’s favorite plumber…
is coming to the big screen
cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler What a bummer!
Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can’t hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he’s about to read “princess peach kidnapped” remember to take up luigi, who’s alarm is the local radio “in other news, princess peach has been-”
Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari “It’s a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we’re going to get anything done!”
Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, “just go on without me, man”
Mario: “but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I’m just… Regular Mario Brother.”
two brothers will find themselves
Mario “what?! Peach is missing?”
Mario “and bowser took her?”
but first they have to find Bowser
bowser: “I know what girls like!”
presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach “fire flower?”
Peach kicks him in the balls
“AAAAA My fire balls!”
who might need to be saved from peach
peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it’s Kristen Schaal “I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
this summer is going to be
this summer is going to be…
montage that’s pretty much the inevitable dance party ending
this summer is going to be!
*montage of every time they say “super” in the movie
(based on a greentext from /v/. This is audio for an animation project that I’ve been planning for months)
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