Came for the titties, Stayed for the techno

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of andrew lloyd webber when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse andrew lloyd webber and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

These are awesome! Really. You hit everything on the “list” and in a humorous way which makes it more awesome. Everything from taking a shower to remembering your meds when your depressed is a major challenge. All these things are things I struggle with when I hit a depressive episode. I’m sure they seem silly and small to those without a mood disorder, but they’re huge accomplishments to those of us who are sufferers and we should acknowledge that.  tl;dr You rock, holyhotpantsbatman!

seeing these on my dash made me feel loads better, even if i cried more than once today and still don’t have healthy sleeping habits.

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

did the shia labeouf meme die yet?