Surprise, Bitch.

vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength

I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and strength.

Say it one more time.

#who the fuck has ever thought a penis represents dignity?#have you *seen* a penis?#it’s a floppy meatsock that’s basically like a dog that only knows one trick#and does it constantly at random intervals hoping maybe this time it’ll get a treat#they’re completely ridiculous

*Claps slowly in admiration*

Why isn’t One Direction nominated for choice tv show drama??

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

sometimes your reason for living can be the stupidest little thing. like “i don’t want my pet to get sad because they miss me” or “i want to know how this television show ends.” and sometimes, that’s enough.

Remember when we used to refer to the boys as the Bradford Bad Boi, the Swag Masta from Doncaster, Daddy Direction, Hazza Stazza and The Special Snowflake reblog if you’re a true 90’s kid

I have a strong feeling that 90% of the people who reblogged this don’t know shit about politics and are just going along with what everyone else/their parents say.

You know who else doesn’t know shit about politics? Donald Trump

anxiety: Hey.. It’s suffering time me: why anxiety: I forget but. It’s suffering time

remember when people were saying kendall and harry were at coachella but it turned out to be that rico dude from hannah montana 

I can’t wait until One Direction puts out a greatest hits album and we all get to brawl in the streets over which songs deserve to make the cut

put your ride or dies in the tags

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies