don't ever put me in a situation

For you, anon, here’s Dynasty Warriors characters/Reductress headlines 4/3.

And a bonus, if you like being enraged for no reason:

ya know those guys? The ones that are, like, a faction and stuff, but aren’t, sort of, wearing blue or green?

Not even them guys in yellow, either? You know the ones? The what’s-their-name, uhhhh

uWu?

I was fully ready to do a complete PowerPoint presentation on how this confirms their ship as seaworthy, and the whole they’re simply two people who wear scarves in the same colour-coded faction thing only occurred to me after an embarrassingly long time comparing their renders side-by-side, making notes on how best to articulate my obviously groundbreaking and valid arguments.

@cassanovadra​, @pilongski​, you brought this on yourselves.

THEY HAVE A DUET! THEY LITERALLY SING A SONG TOGETHER! HOLY SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET THIS?!

It’s called True Power, and this is a link to it on YouTube. I could leave it at that, but I’m going to point at the lyrics and grin for just a minute (as per a translation from the Koei wiki, that is):

Dynasty Warriors characters/Reductress, 3/3.

BONUS: