People Keep Calling Me A Bastard And IDK Why :/

-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual

[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]

Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?

[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]

I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.

I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.

But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.

Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.

Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.

I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.

Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.

And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.

And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.

-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual

[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]

Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?

[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]

I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.

I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.

But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.

Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.

Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.

I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.

Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.

And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.

And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.

-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual

[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]

Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?

[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]

I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.

I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.

But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.

Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.

Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.

I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.

Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.

And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.

And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.

-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual

[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]

Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?

[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]

I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.

I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.

But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.

Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.

Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.

I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.

Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.

And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.

And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.

-N.A.E. of @insane-interrobang-individual

[Oh, h- Wait, you're me, right?]

Is that another trick-or-treater anon, or wh- Wait, am I seeing double?

[Judging by that guy's name, I think you'll be seeing triple soon.]

I am N.A.E. Your narrator, my dear, is also N.A.E. Your guest is also N.A.E. Although I am the N.A.E. cursed to bring many a demon and such wherever I go in Exclamania.

I am the reason Captain Nord got stuck who knows where. And I know where. A island belonging to The Demon Council. If that name doesn't sound familiar to you, Girly Girl, then it's because The Demon Council doesn't belong to Exclamania. They're from a completely different world.

But now that I'm here, my curse comes with me.

Aileax, Faye, Terrence, everyone else, come to me.

Even Captain Nord is one of them now. Also there's this guy with five hooks for a hand, but he's not important right now.

I am forced to bring them here. They follow me, and they'll go wherever I go.

Now, if you excuse me, I must wait. Nay, we, the N.A.E.s, must wait.

And to the guest, I have my own Ian. He's not insane like yours, but just like yours, he can't appear where I am, for we are psychically linked.

And with that, I must summon the demons. No need to summon Captain Nord, for he'll come here anyway.

E̴̻̖̓͆v̸̱̏͜e̵̘̍̈́ŗ̶̏y̸̞̍ő̴̪n̴̖̔̓ḙ̸̎ ̶͔̝̇̀b̶͜͝ḙ̷̀̕ ̵̬͔̑f̵̠̋̓ô̷̧̫r̸͉̜̓g̶͍̟͒e̸̢̚͜͠t̵͎̙͛͝ţ̸̤̈i̶͎͒̒n̶̡͠ ̸̝́̂ǎ̷̹b̷͔̎͜o̸̪̩̽ǔ̵̜͔t̷̡͔͆̆ ̴̛͈ͅȯ̴̡̤l̸̫̣̕d̵̳̩̍̍ ̴̛͔͠p̶̡̑͂e̴͓̽̓ǹ̵̘͓ṭ̷̾͆ȧ̶̟̐h̵͇͖̒͘ȍ̸̡͋o̶̗̚͠k̵̢̘͠ ̵̦̔

E̴̻̖̓͆v̸̱̏͜e̵̘̍̈́ŗ̶̏y̸̞̍ő̴̪n̴̖̔̓ḙ̸̎ ̶͔̝̇̀b̶͜͝ḙ̷̀̕ ̵̬͔̑f̵̠̋̓ô̷̧̫r̸͉̜̓g̶͍̟͒e̸̢̚͜͠t̵͎̙͛͝ţ̸̤̈i̶͎͒̒n̶̡͠ ̸̝́̂ǎ̷̹b̷͔̎͜o̸̪̩̽ǔ̵̜͔t̷̡͔͆̆ ̴̛͈ͅȯ̴̡̤l̸̫̣̕d̵̳̩̍̍ ̴̛͔͠p̶̡̑͂e̴͓̽̓ǹ̵̘͓ṭ̷̾͆ȧ̶̟̐h̵͇͖̒͘ȍ̸̡͋o̶̗̚͠k̵̢̘͠ ̵̦̔

E̴̻̖̓͆v̸̱̏͜e̵̘̍̈́ŗ̶̏y̸̞̍ő̴̪n̴̖̔̓ḙ̸̎ ̶͔̝̇̀b̶͜͝ḙ̷̀̕ ̵̬͔̑f̵̠̋̓ô̷̧̫r̸͉̜̓g̶͍̟͒e̸̢̚͜͠t̵͎̙͛͝ţ̸̤̈i̶͎͒̒n̶̡͠ ̸̝́̂ǎ̷̹b̷͔̎͜o̸̪̩̽ǔ̵̜͔t̷̡͔͆̆ ̴̛͈ͅȯ̴̡̤l̸̫̣̕d̵̳̩̍̍ ̴̛͔͠p̶̡̑͂e̴͓̽̓ǹ̵̘͓ṭ̷̾͆ȧ̶̟̐h̵͇͖̒͘ȍ̸̡͋o̶̗̚͠k̵̢̘͠ ̵̦̔

E̴̻̖̓͆v̸̱̏͜e̵̘̍̈́ŗ̶̏y̸̞̍ő̴̪n̴̖̔̓ḙ̸̎ ̶͔̝̇̀b̶͜͝ḙ̷̀̕ ̵̬͔̑f̵̠̋̓ô̷̧̫r̸͉̜̓g̶͍̟͒e̸̢̚͜͠t̵͎̙͛͝ţ̸̤̈i̶͎͒̒n̶̡͠ ̸̝́̂ǎ̷̹b̷͔̎͜o̸̪̩̽ǔ̵̜͔t̷̡͔͆̆ ̴̛͈ͅȯ̴̡̤l̸̫̣̕d̵̳̩̍̍ ̴̛͔͠p̶̡̑͂e̴͓̽̓ǹ̵̘͓ṭ̷̾͆ȧ̶̟̐h̵͇͖̒͘ȍ̸̡͋o̶̗̚͠k̵̢̘͠ ̵̦̔

Five rusty hooks on his right hand

And rage consumes his every living day

As one against the entire world

His hooks of deadly wrath unfurled

Slashing all the bastards in his way

He fights to die

He lives to kill

To cut your throat

His greatest skill

He'll eat your kids

And punch your house

And set fire to your cat

So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky

And drink to absent friends

Those far away and those who died

Still fighting to the end

Have no fear for life is short

And death will take us all

So when that bastard comes for us

We'll meet him standing tall

Die by the Rage of the Pentahook!

Many legends have been told

Of evil men from days of old

But none of them compare to what he's done

Sadistic psycho through and through

There's nothing nasty he won't do

One time he shot a baby with a gun

He'll break your neck

And eat your face

The foe of all

The human race

He'll stab your mum

And drink your rum

This bastard can't be killed

So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky

And drink to absent friends

Those far away and those who died

Still fighting to the end

Have no fear for life is short

And death will take us all

So when that bastard comes for us

We'll meet him standing tall

Set sail for the twilight hall