Count the ways...

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

Send in these asks and the mun will @ the blog(s) they talk about! Brighten up peoples' days! Bonus points if the mun answers with multiple blogs per question they're sent!

What's a roleplay blog whose characterization you admire?

What's a roleplay blog whose writing style you admire?

What's a roleplay blog who always has the best plot ideas?

What's a roleplay blog whose artwork/edits/icons you admire?

What's the roleplay blog you've been writing with the longest here?

What's a roleplay blog who's an absolute joy to talk to ooc?

What's a roleplay blog you love whose character you didn't know until you started writing with them?

What's a roleplay blog with a friendly mun?

What's a roleplay blog whose dedication you admire?

What's a roleplay blog that always keeps you pleasantly surprised?

Reblog this post to tell your followers to send you “You ship what?” to hear about an unexpected ship you adore. For every ? added on, talk about another ship!

Not talking so much about ships that make sense by canon - give me your absurd crossovers, your “It was supposed to be a joke!” your “sent in a meme on a whim and we caught feels” those ships. Things that could only happen through the magic of rp.

THESE DO NOT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL. Gimme all your platonic, found family, unexpected allies too!

Remember: romantic/sexual vs platonic & platonic

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? -

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -

How was their first kiss? -

Wedding:

Who proposed? -

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? -

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

Sex:

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? -

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -

Who does the grocery shopping? -

How often do they bake desserts? -

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -

Who is really against chores? -

Who cleans up after the pets? -

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -

What are their goals for the relationship? -

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -

Who plays the most pranks? -

Mun =/= Muse.

Mun =/= Muse.

Oh, in case you missed, it?

‘ hey, it’s okay. here we go. shh. ’

‘ you okay? it’s just… you opened that same cabinet, like, three times. ’

‘ you seem a little… caffeinated. ’

‘ i think i’m depressed. i’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ’

‘ not your mother, just concerned. ’

‘ good for you, it’s great to get that stuff out. feel better? ’ 

‘ hi, peanut. hey, it’s okay. come here. ’

‘ we all get depressed. how the fuck can we not living around here? ’

‘ that’ll be a challenge. good thing i ate my wheaties. ’

‘ anything you wanna tell me? promise i won’t freak out. ’

‘ you know, i’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ’ 

‘ hey, hey, you okay? feeling sick or something? ’  

‘ you are so lucky that they called me and not the police. ’

‘ breathe for me. do you see me? ’

‘ because you’ve been running your ass around here like scarface and i care about you, okay? ’

‘ yo, sleepyface. ’ 

‘ is there room over there for me? ’

‘ holy fuck. ’

‘ so what you’re saying is you’ve had a couple shitty days. ’

‘ is it okay if i say i’m proud of you? ’

‘ my job is to keep this house going. ’

‘ you know, there are a lot of kids who need a home. ’ 

‘ i want you to know you are a really good kid with a big heart. you have some hard times ahead of you, but you’re gonna do great. ’

‘ you had me so worried. not one call? ’

‘ life’s kinda… fucked up right now. ’

‘ this is some heavy shit, kid. ’

‘ i’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ’  

‘ you stop behaving like the world is out to get you when it is so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. or you keep doing what you’re doing and you end up in a cell somewhere angry and out of options. ’