Reblogger

So take the cliche possessed weapon and flip it on its head.

Like, a hilariously evil entity trapped inside an basically useless weapon.

Hilariously evil entity trapped in a powerful cursed weapon once used by a master warrior; the entity is extremely annoyed to be in a museum case and the staff have to come by once a week and complain a little about their lives to feed it some suffering. The party steals it for use in a quest, but a century of chilling in a display case with regular feedings has made it lazy and now it doesn’t want to hurt people and just wants to be fed. You’ve domesticated a possessed sword, are you happy

Master tradesperson trapped in a beginner’s tools with the intention of teaching apprentices but is too easily frustrated and keeps yelling at them

Entity that claims to be a horrific evil spirit possessing a powerful weapon to feed off the suffering of its victims, but the weapon is useless and the entity is actually feeding off the annoyance of its wielder

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