Jaspre's Reference Blog

Was talking to my friend run3shadow about innuendos and this list occurred. It’s funny how many fun ways there are to say it and how few of them are in frequent use. 

Hide the sausage

Tickling the clam

Diddling the doo

Snozing the berry

Choke the chicken

Plant the purple mushroom

Bird the bees

Explore the cave

Spearing the dragon

Plundering the booty

Diving for pearls

 Fracking 

Flicking the bean

Pollinate the orchid

Drilling for diamonds

Doing dental work on the toothless ogre  

Rubbing the lamp in a cave of wonders 

Freeing the genie 

Riding the unicorn

Sheathing the sword 

Stirring the pudding 

Putting batter in the oven

Whisking the eggs

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

A friend asked me if I had any pointers on drawing dingle dongles and I may or may not have gotten totally carried away and drew out a bunch of stuff, heheh. Figured Id post it just in case any nsfw artists found it helpful at all~