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bit I'm not going to do but it would be a little funny: reblogging Very serious posts here and tagging them "#not cynigowain"
hi everyone im cynigowainlover2460451 and im here to thoroughly mislead you about the plot events of fire emblem awakening

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Claude's focus is generally social change and edelgard's is generally political. If they were to team up, they'd either be such a power couple OR unbearably annoying political rivals who unfortunately find themselves on the same side. Either way? That's a sexy dynamic babey
nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."
big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it
reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way
you're sooooo right it was sumia's fault for not being the right kind of woman to be worthy of this privileged position, "being an important character in the story", and intsys has actually been very admirable in responding to the insanely misogynistic reaction to her by giving those misogynists full and total control over how the long tail of awakening burns out instead of having any conviction in the story they wrote for her. it's actually really important that the potential feelings of jealousy any player might have over pixels is worth more than the existence of one of the most important female characters in the game who is about as prominent in the story as Tiki, Say'ri and Flavia and only given less time than Lucina and Lissa. awakening players putting their fingers in their ears and going LA LA LA every time a female character that they don't like was on screen were actually really justified because bro i promise this time it's actually the character's fault for real and any capitulation to the insanely overblown misogynistic backlash just proves their point further!
"the game's main selling point being player agency with pairings" is so fucking funny. idk man i was there in 2013 (unlike this OP. lol) and the main selling point was "it's a fun 3ds game that actually looks decent and won't give you a migraine to play by forcing you to use the 3d slider to get the full experience". believe it or not the fact that s supports had been introduced and a third of the cast were time travelling refugees from the bad future is an important twist that funnily enough was not the first pull quote on the poster. dipshit
whats really interesting about fe fandom awakening onwards is that you can see straight women doing lrb to themselves assuming that some fictional man will have a best girl ranking and they will be on top. its crazy. why are you angry at images and words for "competing" with you for a man who doesn't exist because he is also pixels and words. you are not in the story?

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if you or a loved one have ever tried looking up discussion of a female fictional character online only to see terms like ‘waifu’ and ‘best girl’ used you may be entitled to financial compensation
ok yes it’s true ‘mom friend’ and ‘girlboss’ also suck but this is specifically about the nightmare that is dudebro fans looking at every woman in a story like she’s gonna come to life and be his real life loyal housewife. like the implication is that, regardless of the medium of the story, somehow they see this as a dating sim where they choose who their fave is and project romantic fantasies onto her, acting as if they are in any way a part of this fictional world and she could ever love them back. it is the art of ranking every female character by appearance and cute girl tendencies and pitting them against each other. like boy she’s not your domestic girlfriend she is pixels and also she’s too busy fighting for her life inside the hell dimension aren’t you interested in the story
CRY “JUSTICE” INTO THE DARK OF THE NIGHT!!
just personally as a bisexual this is the best thing fire emblem has ever done for me. don't worry mr intelligent systems ltd i saw your femme bisexual pegasus knight absolutely losing her mind about butch drag kings
i love sully so much!!!! due to my unfortunate child miscalculation she has snuck back into my endgame team as a backpack buddy for Kjelle but she is doing some seriously heavy lifting with her dual strikes. thank you sully
i just got their b support which is so good and fun to think about in a sully/sumia context. kjelle the lone non-horsegirl in her family who can't see the appeal of that big stupid animals who can kill you and themselves without much effort but surprise, her mothers are nothing but supportive and talk her through her frustration at her own inadequacy. two mom energy drink indeed
Chrom: do you remember when i found you in that field
Robin: i remember Sumia
Chrom: Sumia wasn't there-
Robin: (interrupting) meeting Sumia is basically my first memory 🥰

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Sumia watch out!!! your butch too bad. your pair up mechanic too different. your canonical love interest too popular with people who self-insert ship. theyll kill you for that Sumia
Sumia will see a buff redheaded woman on a horse and say "is anyone going to hit on her" and then not wait for a response
i will die on ONE HILL and i will be defending Sumia to my very last breath
join me in the trenches
god Sully and Sumia's b support alone is so. i don't even want to say romantic. the c support is romantic. the b support appears to be both of them independently coming to the realisation that they are falling in love with another woman who they presume to be straight and trying to work out how badly that will go wrong. it's not enough that Sumia notes Sully has never looked as excited as she was to have tea with Sumia, it's not enough that Sully is happy and blushy from the very beginning of their support chain (something she isn't in her s supports with men!!), they have to gently probe each other about the viability of their feelings
and they fumble, and retreat back to safer ground, and they're so comfortable with each other - Sully has nothing to prove because Sumia isn't judging her for being a masculine woman, and Sumia can relax because Sully is literally the only person in awakening who is appreciative and recognises her effort and is just nice to her unprompted - but talking about horses is safer and easier than talking about forbidden love
like you could make an aesthetic post of lines from this support intercut with excerpts from "How to Draw a Horse" by Emma Hunsinger and it would be obvious that they are falling in love with each other, and you think okay that's it, i guess it's only going to go that far, I'm just a simple fire emblem yuri warrior, I'll appreciate what I've been given because these women are very clearly in love they just haven't realised it yet,
and then the harvest scramble dlc fucking canonised that Sumia is openly bisexual AND openly attracted to Sully in the same way that she is attracted to Chrom (!!!INSANE MOVE BY INTSYS!!!) and obviously this is pre- whatever lgbt awareness training created fates so i can't be my truest self (himejoshi for divorce) but it's still crazy. i remember before i got their b support i thought i would just be getting crumbs but i could be happy with that. Sully/Sumia instead gave me a full gourmet lesbian horsegirl meal. #blessed
>Cynthia icon
>in the Sumia trenches
>"icon checks out"
ngl i was ready to complain in the group chat that they had missed Sumia on that list but included "Eve from the Bible" [😬] but it's all good. Sumia and all of us brave Sumia warriors have not been forgotten in the recounting of fandom misogynistic moments

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>Cynthia icon
>in the Sumia trenches
>"icon checks out"
Fandom Misogyny Victim Tournament
Round One, Bracket 6
Jay Ferin (Just Roll With It) vs. Sumia (Fire Emblem)
Jay Ferin
Sumia
Propaganda below the cut:
if you were there 2012-2014 in the Sumia trenches it was SO BAD and there are still people to this day who hate her for daring to be a woman who is a bit nice. i am sorry Jay Ferin but the hatred directed at Sumia was beyond words and she literally did nothing but have a boyfriend and be nice