i ate a ton of soap one time

loser pilled.

like mad loser pilled-

bro's a librarian just now getting into "being a paparazzi" and also trying and failing at being cool. the paparazzi thing works out alright for him since his epithets index and he can take pictures of people using their abilities and yoink em to pull from his playing card folder/spellbook to be cast like spells later. he just hasnt taken a lot of pictures of people yet all hes got rn is a gun ability

in essence his build is just smeargle pokemon lmao

and also his main weapon isnt the gun its a skateboard sized book with wheels he calls Bucephalus (and i call his skatebook cuz its just easier for everyone involved lmao) that has a depiction of the library of alexandria decal on it and he just. rams into people. cuz it cant actually turn. its more like a small cart than a skateboard tbh

even if it steered like an actual skateboard hed still be dogshit at it

another note, he says his library of alexandria khakis are Fire and he thinks he is so so clever about it

and also not depicted at all but he has tattooed abs. in case there were any lingering feelings that he might be a little cool under all that, i can verify he is not

hes showing her the worm section of his book where he keeps track of and rates on a 1-5 scale how much the tiny little fucked up bird he has as a pet liked eating. and of course of of them are named so he could alphabetize it

anyway

last session his outfit got dunked on a total of ???? i think it was something like 4 times ???? over the span of 3 hours ???? and he got flat out told his fit is !! not cool !! and he had a moment about it

so next time he shows up he's coming back with a new outfit

current plan is to let him ram into things more about it

no new abilities now he's just a different flavor of uncool