Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
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will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
shark vs the universe
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
JVL
Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
i don't do bad sauce passes
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todays bird
Three Goblin Art
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@pecorinope
Two years ago S3 ended with ‘Life is now’
and now we had the bloopers ending with ‘So when your work is done, and what you’ve made is finally complete, it seems like an incredibly large part of your life is gone.’
and i’m like…so sad right now
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choose your fighter:
marti: *gets emotional over headphones because it’s their thing now as well* what is an……….. emma? send her to mars why won’t you
elia: *only wants to hug marti* so :( one :( of :( my :( best :( friends :( didn’t :( think :( he :( could :( tell :( me :( he :( likes :( guys :(
luca: *confusingly eating his bread* so you’re… trans???????
gio n1: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? (ง •̀_•́)ง WHY ARE WE SHARING THE SAME OXYGEN YOU SHITHEAD (ง •̀_•́)ง COME BACK HERE (ง •̀_•́)ง
gio n2: *in awe* i love you bby just come out to our friends bby everyone loves you bby do you want my liver bby
Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience
Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it
It got better
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I see friday’s text chain something like this:
martino @ nico: i’m at gio’s aunt’s cabin
nico @ sana: hey do you know the exact location of gio’s aunt’s cabin asking because of reasons
sana, who’s heard the rumors: i’ll ask eva wait a sec
sana @ eva: niccolò wants to know how to get to gio’s aunt’s cabin!!!
eva @ gio: should i tell niccolò how to find your cabin????
gio, staring at martino’s depressed face: DO IT
Well that happened
my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.
Ok but I legit thought “that’s a pretty good little dog cake” for the first one and then I read the word lamb
my favourite thing about tumblr is that they discontinued fan mail in 2015 but in 2018, three years later, they still haven’t edited two word out of this:
i wish this was me
salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv
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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.
That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”
This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.
cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards
Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else
God’s ‘The Bible’
In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.
I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this
someone: its not healthy to depend on other ppl for ur happiness!!! uwuwuwu
me: call 📞📞 1-800-DID-I-ASK 👀 👀 👀
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just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie
