bambam lovebot

trying to explain kang yeosang to someone is like trying to explain colour to a drunk duck. he's incredibly smart and quick witted and he got lost in a concert venue despite having seven other members and ample staff to watch him. he is undeniably talented and every time he cracks an egg he forgets what human food is. he is so funny without even trying and there is not a single light behind those big beautiful eyes. everyone single person he has ever met has fallen in love with him and he refuses to learn the birthdays of his other members because they forgot his 19th. he is kind and tells us he spends all day thinking about us and i am scared shitless of what he might be like when legitimately angry. i have imprinted upon him like a baby chick and i don't think he would bail me out of jail because i don't trust he could figure out how. he makes me want to be a better person and i don't have what would be considered a sane level of emotional response by any registered psychiatric practitioner whenever i think too hard about him. he is the love of my life and i wish i had never been born in the same timeline because i think my Irish peasant ancestry would perhaps be easier than this. what else would you like to know.