penny for a feather?

how can i attain tboy swag as a tgirl

would that be stolen valor

People need to be talking way more about how the sound of two swords clashing together is inherently erotic.

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

If you do it correctly, fencing someone is basically foreplay

I have firsthand experience to support this point

hey ... wanna fence?

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.