SEVEN SEAS.

mak / kai. she/they. 18+. est. independent THE DEEP / KEVIN MOSKOWITZ from AMAZON'S THE BOYS. headcanon based. selective & activity will vary. feel free to send any questions, ims are open, and discord is available to mutuals!

rules can be found here. bio tba. IMPORTANT NOTICE: the boys features many, disgusting, graphic things and while violence may appear here, i will in no shape or form be writing topics such as SA or any kind of animal abuse.

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. @mischieflawed

Stiles: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Deep: Being a fish. Stiles: Well, shit.

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Deep: Ow! Stiles: What’s wrong? Deep: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Stiles: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Deep: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Deep: One... two... three. Stiles: ... Deep: ... Deep: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. @sajasabs

Abby: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future. Deep: Oh yeah? Then continue this. Deep: I don't cook I don't clean- Abby: So let me tell you how I got this ring. Abby & Deep: ..... Abby & Deep: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

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Deep: It'll be fun. Deep: We'll make a day of it. Deep: Come on you punk bitch. Abby: I can't believe I have to say this. Abby: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

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Abby: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. Deep: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Abby: Nice.

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sender flicks blood at receiver to annoy them@garglemyballsack

The droplet splatters right into his eye, and the aquatic supe recoils as if struck, comically so. Well, he kind of had been... just not from a fist or a blast, but from the sticky, red liquid that'd just been flowing through the criminal laying dead-as-fuck in front of them. Not that he had to worry about any diseases to be caught, but that didn't change the fact that Fuck Boy had absolutely done that on purpose.

Being paired together had got to be some kind of punishment.

"Dude," He scoffs, using a webbed glove to dig into the corner of his eye and flick the offense free. "Not cool - This isn't the time to screw around, I mean, Homelander wanted us to..." Deep trails off, probably figuring the other wouldn't care much about the mission at all, but he rolls his shoulders back anyway. Make himself big. Not that it'd mean much.