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Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

This cured my depression

still the biggest mood

a lot of parents block they kids blessings by thinking they not smart to understand things

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

hubris is sexy actually

being so excessively self-confident that the gods themselves have to intervene to teach you not to be such a smug little bastard??? that’s preddy hot

the fact that they refunded the shoppers is what makes this genuinely funny and not assholish

It would be hilarious either way. Rich people get rekt.