Peach Prince

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

i’m at my clits end

The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

bumbled be thy bees

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

Oh nooooooo my boobs are soo soft and squishy haha it would be such a shame if someone gently massaged them and left kisses all over them haha and sucked them and left hickeys all over that would be soooo bad

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

what state are you in?

pretty bad

YOUR LOCATION

weed4just2do0it

smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head