@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

life is all about making girls laugh

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

dan is literally person A and phil is person B

hey guys what do phil’s quiff and a type of thin pasta have in common

what?

they’re both angel hair 💋💓💞

hey guys what do dan’s curls and lasagna have in common

what?

they both look like uh.. lasagna

I swear on my life that Dan and Phil share one single brain cell. Only one person at a time can use the brain cell so in every video one of them is calm cool and collected and the other is a Giant Gay Disaster. Sometimes they argue over who gets to use the One brain cell though and then no one gets the brain cell and it gets REAL GAY

finally someone put my thoughts into words

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone