Let's start off with no.

It would probably be really awkward if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000’s of pictures you have of them sleeping

All movies based on true events are all in one big cinematic universe

The alphabet doesn’t need to be in that order

In the past horses were normal, and cars were for the rich. Now cars are normal and horses are for the rich (source)

If it was mandatory that everyone had to work in either retail or customer service for two years sometime between the ages of 16 - 20, the world may be a more empathetic place to live.

You have to be odd to be number one

an archeologist is just a thief with patience

If you are what you eat then cannibals are the most human of us all.

Reese’s putting Reese’s Pieces inside Reese’s Cups is tantamount to stuffing meatballs inside a meatloaf.

Having sex while listening to music would have been a lot more awkward in the 1500’s. (source)

Ah yes Shark Week, that magical time of year when we all suddenly regret our career choices and wish we’d become marine biologists.