[ID: A clip from a news show, starting with two news caster women sitting a table. The one on the right puts her head down on the table, grinning, while the one on the left says laughingly, "Today is National Milk Day, a day I'm sure you have been looking forward to celebrate." The video switches to a milk aisle in a grocery store, and from there to other videos of milk.
Newscaster, laughingly: Milk! Oh, we're going to describe it. The script says to describe what milk is used for, so here we go. (laughs) (Someone says, "Oh my god" in the background) (barely holding it together) Milk can be in numerous things, like cereal, baking, a beverage.
Guy in the background, sounding taken aback: A beverage?
Woman in the background: You can drink it?
Newscaster, high-pitched with laughter: You can just drink it!
Woman in the background: What?
Newscaster: Oh my god! According to the encyclopedia, (brief pause for laughter) pasteurization began in—
Woman in the background, laughingly: Do people still use encyclopedias?
Newscaster, strained: Milk needs to be pasteurized, it started in the 1860s. That's where they remove harmful bacteria from the milk.
Woman in the background: Where does it come from?
Newscaster, barely holding down laughter: A French chemist and biologist, Louis Pasteur. (wheezes) And don't worry if you can't celebrate, (laughs) you got another chance in six months, because that's World Milk Day. End ID]
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