*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

i figured out why i look so bad in pictures!! im ugly

not to be nsfw but i want to have a nap with someone i love

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.