i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

(pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone

The Addams family was, in fact, both magical and supernatural for its depiction of a healthy, loving, supportive, and fun married m/f couple.

I seem to recall once reading a review that said that Gomez and Morticia were the only couple on television in the 1960s whom you could actually imagine producing children.

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

Depends.

… On what

That is one determined kitty

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Shy boy

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

gamers are so weird…fortnite this……fortnite that………just say 2 weeks like the rest of us

hey @staff why is every ad on my dash just an incredibly close up and slightly blurred image of kirsten the american girl doll staring dead into my soul