dark side of the gym

one broken neck. one broken collarbone. one fucked up shoulder. one nerve that had a screw pressing on it. one fucked up arm. one broken toe. they call them the holy fuck what are you doing on a motorcycle right now brothers

a leg bruise is sorta like a tattoo you don't need to pay for. and it's chic!

we talk about doing it scared and doing it alone but what about doing it uninterested

guy whos incompatible with life itself

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

“I asked ChatGPT. I asked Grok” well I asked Janet and she gave me a cactus

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

very skilled at having a headache