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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think youâre lowballing the furry art amount tbh
Iâm sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I donât look good, well played. i walked right into that
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Mansplaining protip:
When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying âI knowâ over and over until you die, try one of these:
Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?
SAVAGE
teacher-zone him
My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says âhold on: let me take notesâ, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says âTell me something I donât know & Iâll have something to writeâ; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.
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So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with âYo dude whatâs good?â and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and itâs my favorite business interaction every day
A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys⢠working went on mini rants. âTheir suits are baggy as hell, I wouldnât trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they canât get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, â and âI saw one of the dudeâs wearing a teal shirt. Itâs fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if youâre gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.â
I live for this commentary fam.
#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in
touchĂŠ rednecks
Buttholes dont give you cancer
Thatâs a sentence I never expected to read but youâre not wrong
as a gay person iâm very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher
someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know iâm the op but mood
Iâm a god?
Fun Christmas idea:
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Mistlefoeâ˘
SOMEONEâS HALLS ARE GETTING
DECKED
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The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.
âItâs been a long week,â I say in the middle of the day on Monday.Â
when itâs clear as day that youâre gay but women still make advances at you
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did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didnât really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all âid like you guys to meet my girlfriendâ. at this point everyone is â????â and my mom is literally crying and like âu broke up with James?!?!?!â and honestly Iâve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah thatâs the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs
Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask
because they wanted to
let guys be intimate friends 2k17
