haikyuu characters as things my friends on discord have said…
sawamura : same, and i died
sugawara : i love to mositurize bc we love a soft sister.
asahi : guys i’m officially a saint.
shimizu : just dudes being guys.
tanaka : oh sorry was i being too agressive? my caps lock was on.
nishinoya : small people are still people so small planets are still planets.
ennoshita : yes pls stab me.
kageyama : i will shove ice down your clothes again.
hinata : what if australians were assasins? we could call them ausassins.
tsukishima : why be polite when you have the chance to be a jerk?
yamaguchi : my sanity is being ripped to shreds.
yachi : either i peed a little or that’s my period.
oikawa : I’LL FUCKING SMASH IT IN.
iwaizumi : do u want me to throw a train at u?
hanamaki : this is despacito.
matsukawa : aparently, he was trying to say destiny instead of despacito.
ushijima : if we were cars, he’d be a tractor.
terishima : so if alcohol burns, and demons burn from holy water, what if holy water is just whiskey to them?
kuroo : i couldn’t think of a word so i wrote slut yikes.
kenma : i was today years old when i lerned what 69 meant.
lev : if my legs were longer i could flyyy
bokuto : it smells like BROKE in here.
akaashi : well you are a wimp dude.
miya osamu : i fight with words not my fist.
miya atsumu : STOP CALLING ME JERK.
sakusa : YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT POOP.
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