“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”
“No fucking shit. Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?”
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
“Sorry ____, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?”
“Just a fly in the ointment. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.”
“Welcome to the party, pal.”
“God, that man looks really pissed.”
“Only ____ can drive somebody that crazy.”
“Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you’re not a part of the solution, you’re a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem!”
“Drop it, dickhead. It’s the police.”
“I read about them in Time magazine.”
“This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.”
“Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.”
“I just couldn’t bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.”
“What idiot put you in charge?”
“We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
“I was in junior high, dickhead.”
“When you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal 600 million, they will find you, unless they think you’re already dead.”
“Oh my God, the quarterback is TOAST!”
“Who’s driving this car, Stevie Wonder?”
“Geronimo, motherfucker!”
“Sister Teresa called me ________ in the third grade. My friends call me _______, and you’re neither, shit-head.”
“I’m going to count to three, there will not be a four.”
“Yeah. But all things being equal, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”
“Put me down for twenty, I’m good for it.”
“We are both professionals. This is personal.”
“Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate.”
“It’s not what I want, it’s what I can give you.”
“I don’t want neutral. I want dead.”
“You didn’t bring me along for my charming personality.”
“No one kills him but me!”
“Just remember that when you sign for the tip.”