Criminal Dimes

Aren’t you too young to talk about these things?

Dude. Fuck yourself. 

Yes it really is a honest question, but how would you manage it. 

...Wait, what are you saying?

I know, I know. 

You know that is a interesting theory, and that made me laugh just right now. 

Honest question.

Sarcasm is for the weak-minded. You’re a prime example of that since you clearly don’t know the damage I can do to you for calling me a dumbass. 

Damage? Next joke, please. This is hilarious. 

This could be blamed on the fact that I don’t regularly read gossip magazines but what has running in to a glass door got to do with Justin Bieber?

Oh, god, you're a dumbass. He ran into a glass door. Obviously. 

Did you do it on purpose or it happened by accident?

What dumbass does it on purpose? 

Did you lose all of your brains while you were at it? There’s nothing ‘poor’ about the Biebs apart from his music.

It's called sarcasm, dumbass. 

I’m confused. Poor Bieber? Why? He’s an asshole!

Sarcasm. Understand it. 

Pussy. 

Snippy, are we?

You can say that. 

Hey…I’m Noelle Carter.  Nice to meet you, Payton.

Don't be surprised when I ask for your name again.