Finn C. Hudson

Well it’ll just be me that’s there, and I don’t judge so…I mean, you can’t be that bad at exercising, you look pretty fit…

It’s an art you start perfecting since the day you are born. 

Yes I was dumplin.   I was asked to be here and I’m awitchy witch now. WEeeeeeeeeee

...You’re... A witch? Well, I guess that makes sense...

.. Yes it is. Have you not seen it? It’s pretty hard to miss. And that sounds like it could be fun, I suppose.

I don’t really pay attention to my surroundings when I go out. It’s actually really fun.

Private: So, now that we're manfriends, does that mean that we can make out whenever we want to? God, that's such a gay question. But I like makin' out, so it had to be asked.

Private: Thirteen.

Private: Then I guess we can’t makeout because I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

Exactly. And The Purple Squid, what about you?

..Is that here? I’m a lifeguard.

Private: So, now that we're manfriends, does that mean that we can make out whenever we want to? God, that's such a gay question. But I like makin' out, so it had to be asked.

Private: Well, come faster.

Private: What are you, twelve?

Private: So, now that we're manfriends, does that mean that we can make out whenever we want to? God, that's such a gay question. But I like makin' out, so it had to be asked.

Private: I’m just makin’ out with you, I swear on Led Zeppelin. 

Private: Okay, okay. I believe you.

Sometimes I do, I miss the sun and the beaches. But it was so busy with adults that all the kids knew eachother and you couldn’t really escape anyone or get to know many new people. Especially having a London accent, people wouldn’t leave me alone if they heard me talk.

Yeah, a lot of us came from Lima. Which is strange, but also pretty cool. So you’re actually from London?

I welcome all abilities Finn…and I guess you’ll have to come and see if you want to know, right?

What if I like, embarrass myself?

It’s a small city in Florida, it’s mainly full of middle-aged people looking for a break but my parents decided it was pretty there so we moved, even though there were never at home.

Do you ever miss it? I mean, it’s gotta be better than living in Ohio. That’s where I grew up.

Um, No. I would never do something as sinful as taking off all of my clothes for creepy men who like to throw ones at something they will never be able to have. I’m a server and tips are what I live off of. 

Right, yeah. Cause you know, I know you’re a lot better than that. Where do you work? The Iron Bar?

Well we don’t.

That explains a lot, actually. 

No they’re not the same thing. You know how I have a tendancy to get really excited about things and talk way too fast? That’s rambling. I meant that taking away my ability to ramble would be like trying to take my love of Broadway away from me: it’s impossible and would never happen. Oh…why not? Are you both sea creatures?

So.. They’re not the same thing? But you love them both? Now I’m just confused.. But uh, yeah, Puck and I are sea creatures. He’s a merman I think and I’m kinda half-fish. I get gills and fins on my arms and stuff and it’s really neat. I’m almost like sharkboy.

Why wouldn’t we be allowed to leave the city? I left a couple of times before.

I dunno, I kinda thought we always had to stay here.

Oh, Finn, don’t be that innocent. I manipulated my brother into doing what I wanted when I was younger than Sarah. Girl know what they are doing.

How do you do that? With cutesy eyes or something?