woah ! , calm down curly !

*Pulls your panties to the side and licks your pussy*

when you fall in love with someone’s personality/vibe it’s over

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die

I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST

Get you a partner who wants to invest in you, listen to you, learn from you, see you win, support your visions & fall in love with you daily

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

HOLY SHIT

This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.