10 headcanons. Using this generator, muse will either confirm or deny
Ryan can drive. - YES! Although he probably hasn't in awhile and does not currently own a car ( after his third or fourth trade, it just became too much of a hassle to move and so he sold it and never bothered replacing it ). He definitely buys a car again when Fabian starts touring.
Ryan is very good at walking in platform heels. - Absolutely not. Fabian once makes him try it ( for vibes ) and it was like Bambi learning to walk. Ryan twisted his ankle. He joked that if he had still been playing, it would have been a career-ending injury.
Ryan is a switch. - You know it baby. Although he prefers topping, he's not opposed to bottoming, it just takes him a little more time and effort to finish.
Ryan reads Ao3. - He has, because colleen once tried to put him onto the world of Anne of Green Gables fanfiction when he was mourning the fact that he'll never have a new Anne book to read. He read one and hated it because Anne was so out of character that he felt offended.
Ryan has punched a hole in their wall. - Yep. As a teenager, and then he cried about it and made his Mom drive him to the hardware store to get stuff to patch it up because he didn't want his Dad to be mad, but his Dad drove him and they had a good conversation about anger management and punching and then repaired the hole together.
Ryan has half of a watermelon under their bed. - Not that you can prove.
Ryan has an incredible short-term memory but an awful long-term memory. - Ryan has terrible memory whether it be short or long term. Dude has had so many concussions and has spent his life with anxiety, so those memory networks are fried.
Ryan knows fnaf lore. - If you tried to explain FNAF to Ryan, he would be very confused and very concerned.
Ryan is a theatre kid. - Actually, yes, he was recruited to play a tree once in high school. He had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom and then cried. His Mom took many pictures. It's the only time Colleen has asked him to sign an autograph.
Ryan will go feral. Watch out. - Homie didn't make a NHL career out of nothing.
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