Always Keep Walking

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush

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“Do you gotta new boyfriend?”

“That jerk is not my boyfriend! He’s always disappearing and worrying me! He’s worse than you are!” 

“But do you gotta new boyfriend?”

“Ah so you do do this to everyone!”

“No! Just you and this… this one guy!”

“Do you gotta new boyfriend?”

“Do you do this for everyone or just me like wow”

“I’M SELECTIVE ABOUT IT, OKAY.”

“Ah so you do do this to everyone!”

“We go through this literally every time I leave, like, I’m everywhere, I travel. I don’t have a home.”

“Tell me where you’re going first, goddamnit!”

“Do you do this for everyone or just me like wow”

“Are you gonna do this every time I leave?”

“Yes!” he says through his tears, reaching around and hugging Allen. Hope he doesn’t need to breathe.

He needs to breathe Allen why. He does the only proper thing to do to be released- shrieks.

Maybe if he backed up slowly he wouldn’t get crush-hugged like he did last time he vanished.

He’s crying, Allen. Good job, hope you’re happy. Prepare to be squished.

“Are you gonna do this every time I leave?”

“No! You come back here, you little shit! Where have you been?! I missed you!” Allen screamed after him and gave chase. Wait, had he actually admitted that outloud? That was like… admitting he admired Kanda. And heaven knows that wasn’t ever going to happen.

“I was off doing things, I gotta life too!” and by that he meant he had been traveling a lot and had not exactly had time to track down his favorite elder self (his only elder self as far as he really knew).

“You’re like twelve. What could you possibly be doing besides paying master’s debts?” Though now that he thought about, most twelve-year-olds really shouldn’t be doing that either, should they?

“What did you think I was doing.” someone has to work off that asshole’s money after all. “Can’t exactly go around freely every single day, life doesn’t work that way, idiot.”

“No! You come back here, you little shit! Where have you been?! I missed you!” Allen screamed after him and gave chase. Wait, had he actually admitted that outloud? That was like… admitting he admired Kanda. And heaven knows that wasn’t ever going to happen.

He skidded to a stop, blinking and turning around, the look on his face bewilderment. “You’re kidding??? Right????” he snorted, a grin coming to his face. “You missed me? Like, seriously missed me?”

“Are you stupid? Of course I did, now where the hell were you?!” Allen was yelling, but skid to a stop just in front of him at the same time and… Oops, he was picking him up; he was hugging him. Boy, this was awkward. This was never going to happen again—ever. … Okay, nevermind, it’s not that bad.

“I was off doing things, I gotta life too!” and by that he meant he had been traveling a lot and had not exactly had time to track down his favorite elder self (his only elder self as far as he really knew).

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