I hate the UK!!
Ok, picture this. Me, 43 young male, looking to lol at randomz as hecks movie. Looks at TikTok (inferior to Reddit, where ✨le funni memes✨ are REEE), finds a the called “Freddy Got F*I fired” ~so inappropriate~ I shoundnt have…
enough of this shitty talk. I ordered a Freddy for Fingured DVD on Amazon. I was exicted to watch it to see how funny it is. But I go to my FREAKING Xbox one and “Fingured” the slot with the dvd (note: when I say Fingured it is referring to the movie title which is called “Freddy for Fingured” and the verb I replaced Fingured with is slit. That’s the joke) so where was… OH RIGHT!! I Fingured a dvd or something hehe. so I’m so exited to watch the damn movie but my Xbox says to me in a mommy voice “we cannot play this disc. This disc is made for region two” and I’m actually no joke no bs no laughter no happiness not happy not purry forn no Poblox rorn to calm me down. IM AM FURIOUS !! I’m foaming out the house. I can’t watch it and I’m confused, so I look up what region two mean and it means… get this A DVD THAT CAN ONLY BE PLAYED IN EUROPE CONTRYES! So I try to see what da dvd is from and I see a big18 number looking at me. I look it up and I see that this dvd is ment for……. A PERPSN IS ENGLAND
I’m so upset and so furious, those tea sipping, beaning eatin wrong side of the road driving cmugozlers have made me unable to watch my Freddy movie and I have to give this dvd to someone who is going to England. I HATE ENGLAND.
what do you think Freddy’s fursona is?
sayonara sausages
this is the dvd












