Oh Patrick!

I'm a real boy!

IM SO EXCITED FOR PETE AND MEAGAN OH MY GOD

"My sister loves your band." "Oh, thank you!" "Would you sign this for her?" "I'd love to" "Yeah she's even got that picture of your friend's dick as the background to her phone and everything"

My little excursion on the snowy cold streets kinda got me thinking about the people that don't have homes to lock their keys in and have to be out in this all the time. I'm really grateful for my warm house and close friends, and I think everyone should have that. So I think I'm gonna start volunteering at soup kitchens and shelters and stuff. I need more positivity in my life.

I finally got back into my house! Thank you Mother Nature, but I've had enough of appreciating the snow for one day.

Perhaps this is mother nature’s way of teaching me to appreciate the beauty of winter

Waiting outside wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have three people to cook for and it wasn't snowing

29 years old. Singer of a multiplatinum rock band. Still locking my keys in my house and having to wait for the locksmith.

My house is going to be full of women this weekend